School is in session losers. Since all of you dumb fucks are too stupid to listen in class, you've been sent to my special detention. Lucky for all of you, we are going over corporal punishment 101 today. If I hear a peep of complaints or chitter-chatter, I will make each of your virgin asses redder than a cherry tree. Watch me as my satin blouse hugs my chest as I spank my students with a yard stick and rug beater, it's what these stupid ingrates deserve.