Honey, I have great news! I am pregnant. But it is not yours. Haha, we never fuck. Did you really think it was yours? Absolutely not. I've been fucking your best friend for years. Every football Sunday, I've been getting railed by your best friend in our bed, while you were too busy eating chips and burgers. You were too stupid to notice that your wife has been blatantly fucking another man. We are not getting divorced though. You are going to lie to your relatives and tell them that you are so happy about my pregnancy. I've also invited your friend to move in with us. He will be relaxing i... Show more