I've known your closeted secret even before we were married. At our wedding, I saw you sneak away to suck your best man's cock. I saw the cum on your coat lapel. Don't worry, I was too busy dancing with my friends to remark on what a sloppy whore you were being, but I have always known you were a secret cock lover. I can't believe no one else has caught on, I mean, you obsess over male celebrities, watch reality television and own more clothes than I do. It's obvious. I've decided to treat you to a little party. I chatted with my old sorority friend, and she suggested I invite over a whole ... Show more