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Your cock is so pathetically small. Look at it! My thumb is bigger than that dick. How do you even jerk off? Your hand is too big to grasp that tiny thing, you must use two fingers just to rub it like an idiot. Real men with real cocks don't have this problem. Real men don't need to beg women to fuck them like you do. I bet you think having a big car and money makes you fuckable, news flash micro-dick, it doesn't! Alpha men don't need to show off and brag the way you try to. It's hilarious how much you try to impress. Women will never want to fuck you. I'm never going to fuck that micro-dick either, it's so small I wouldn't feel anything! The best you're going to get is fucking a sex toy. But even sex toys are made for well-hung men. Your cock is too small for fleshlights and pocket pussies. Haha, you don't get to fuck fake pussy either! You get to have the smallest cock and get absolutely denied for your entire life, loser!