You came home from work & I made you a very special cup of coffee because I know your days are hard & long right? My day was pretty interesting to say the least.. is there anything you might want to tell me? No? Well that’s alright finish up your coffee I used the really expensive coffee grounds so be sure to indulge in every drop. I know that you can be wasteful sometimes... oh good you finished it now I can finally tell you I put something in that coffee to shrink you down, do you wanna know why? I found out that you’ve been with another woman. I'll admit she’s cute but why on earth would... Show more