I wanted a pumpkin to put on my table next to my Halloween decorations, so I went to my local pumpkin patch! What I didn’t know is that I was carrying home a little tiny man.. turns out he stuck himself to the pumpkin because he was awestruck when he seen me. I thought about telling my boyfriend but he wasn’t home at the time he’s not going to believe this. HOW DID HE GET SO TINY?!? I get the little man cleaned up out of the gunk. He tells me all sorts of things how he’s never seen someone so beautiful that he had to come home with me. He beat all the odds, he survived the picking, the car ... Show more