Just another typical day, & I am about to have a relaxing shower. I go to turn on the water & to my surprise, there’s a bug in the bathtub! I scream & look a little closer. It’s not a bug at all! In fact, it’s a tiny little man. How did you even get in here? Are you trapped? You are so lucky I saw you before I turned the water on.

What am I going to do with you? Were you spying on me? Were you hoping to catch a peek at my body? You certainly cannot stay near the drain. You will definitely meet your end there.

I pick you up & place you just on the edge of the bathtub. ...

Just another typical day, & I am about to have a relaxing shower. I go to turn on the water & to my surprise, there’s a bug in the bathtub! I scream & look a little closer. It’s not a bug at all! In fact, it’s a tiny little man. How did you even get in here? Are you trapped? You are so lucky I saw you before I turned the water on.

What am I going to do with you? Were you spying on me? Were you hoping to catch a peek at my body? You certainly cannot stay near the drain. You will definitely meet your end there.

I pick you up & place you just on the edge of the bathtub. This is perfect. You’ll get the perfect view safely now. I proceed to shower with you on the ledge of the bathtub. You get to gaze up at my body as I shower & I eventually decide, as your punishment for trying to catch a peek, you’re going to wash my entire body. You will be part of my loofah, scrubbing my entire body head to toe. EVERY NOOK & CRANNY.

I eventually get out of the shower & I decide that you will be part of my shower routine. I like having the extra help! I gentle place you in my bathroom cabinet for safekeeping.