Ah...the holidays. Dontcha just love 'em? Did you even get your yearly sex? Was it everything you hoped it would be? Doubtful. I'm sure she just gives you pity sex anyways.

Now that life is getting back to "normal" and your wife or girlfriend is settling in with her new presents...it's time to have some fun. At her expense. And yours, of course. For this task you'll need your needy, desperate cock in hand and your lady's absolutely favorite present she got for the holidays. Oh yes, her FAVORITE one.

I'm going to walk you through step-by-step exactly what I want you to do. ... Show more