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One of my loyal servants, who adequately goes by Tiny Dick Slave, occasionally sends me update pictures of his sad, shriveled dick. Unfortunately, these things I cannot un-see. So, after the last picture, I realized what his pathetic member looks like...a mushroom...a fungus. No one wants to fuck a fungus.

I decided to take up the task of telling him why he has no hope of pleasing a woman and how disgustingly small and unsatisfactory his dicklette looks. He will never be able to take advantage of being a college athlete getting loads of pussy. How sad ... Show more