I can't wait for my weekend! So much to do...pool parties, mimosas at brunch, boating, tables at the best clubs...such is the Goddess Life.

What about you? The usual, right? Feverishly buying clips, a big bottle of lotion with your dick in hand? Of course. That's what you do every weekend. You know why? Because that's what pitiful, pathetic losers do. Seeking out hot women online that berate you and find you utterly disgusting...and that turns you on! Isn't that sad? Actually it's pretty damn hilarious and I enjoy watching my bank account grow while I sit by the pool with a glass ... Show more