We need to talk. I think we've both been avoiding this uncofortable subject but I cant keep it to myself anymore. I know you've noticed the nights I've been coming home late, running straight to the shower.. giving you next to nothing attention wise.. Its because im cheating. I dont feel bad for it either. You havent been able to please me in such a long time Ive had to get my fix elsewhere and Im going to enjoy confessing it all to you. You want to know when the last time was? Of course, open your mouth and let me show you