You're my guy friend and you hang out with me alot and come over today after class. I know you have a crush on me but I like to tease you. We have both heard the rumours that I'm pregnant. You know its true, everyone knows its true but I am in massive DENIAL. I list all the reasons I can't be pregnant, and you agree just to be nice although it is pretty damn obvious. I tell you one of the reasons I cannot be pregnant is because 'fucking' causes labour.. I fuck myself all the time, Im a little slut! Dont believe me? WATCH! I know you have a huge crush on me and no one is home so I pull out m... Show more