Uh oh! I'm crazy bloated! Must be all that coke I drank today...Just look at it! I'm sort of shocked myself. If I try to suck it in it hurts a lot, so I'll just carry this fat belly around I guess...I heard about rubbing it to relieve gas, but for now I'll just let you stare. After all, it's not everyday you see a belly this big and round and jelly-like :D I even talk a bit!