(AUDIO ONLY) There was one of those feminist protests going on in the park, you know, the kind where all the girls are chubby and have different colored hair. You were sick of it, and of them! You KNOW that you’re an alpha male and they belong in the kitchen! You went to tell them that, to tell a blue-haired girl and her friend, but they started to make fun of you. You were stumbling over your words, uhhh, ummm. What’s wrong? Not “alpha male” enough to form a response?

Is it because you’re sad and alone? They mock you. No, you could totally get a date! “Prove it!” they say, and the... Show more