You show up to my door, trick-or-treating, but aren’t you a little old for this? No you’re not, you’re little enough? But what’s this costume, something political or “clever?” ugh, boys are the worst with their costumes! Girls do costumes SOO much better! They could do a costume with a little cat outfit, or a nurse outfit, or they could be a cute diaper girl. Ohhh don’t you think that sounds fun? I happen to have a much more Halloweeny costume here with me, with a pacifier, onesie and diaper. Come on, put on a real costume for me, get into these diapers and they you’ll be so cute that no on...

You show up to my door, trick-or-treating, but aren’t you a little old for this? No you’re not, you’re little enough? But what’s this costume, something political or “clever?” ugh, boys are the worst with their costumes! Girls do costumes SOO much better! They could do a costume with a little cat outfit, or a nurse outfit, or they could be a cute diaper girl. Ohhh don’t you think that sounds fun? I happen to have a much more Halloweeny costume here with me, with a pacifier, onesie and diaper. Come on, put on a real costume for me, get into these diapers and they you’ll be so cute that no one will be able to resist you come trick-or-treat time!