The hot water flowed, enveloping my body in a embrace of steam and well-being, I finally felt at home. It was one of those moments of personal intimacy where the outside world dissolved and all that remained was the sound of the water falling.
With the soap slipping between my hands, I began to think about how relaxing this moment was. But just as I was lost in my thoughts, it happened. Instead of the quiet sound of the water hitting the floor, an unexpected sound filled the shower: a fart! And a large piss right standing on the shower floor.
The steam surrounding the shower cabin s...

The hot water flowed, enveloping my body in a embrace of steam and well-being, I finally felt at home. It was one of those moments of personal intimacy where the outside world dissolved and all that remained was the sound of the water falling.
With the soap slipping between my hands, I began to think about how relaxing this moment was. But just as I was lost in my thoughts, it happened. Instead of the quiet sound of the water hitting the floor, an unexpected sound filled the shower: a fart! And a large piss right standing on the shower floor.
The steam surrounding the shower cabin seemed to amplify every sound, every little unexpected event. I continued to wash myself, while memories of similar situations surfaced. After all, who has never had a moment like this?

L 'acqua calda scorreva avvolgendo il mio corpo in un abbraccio di vapore e benessere mi sentivo finalmente a casa. Era uno di quei momenti di intimità personale dove il mondo esterno si dissolviva e tutto ciò che rimaneva era il suono dell'acqua che cadeva.
Con il sapone che scivolava tra le mie mani, cominciai a pensare a quanto fosse rilassante questo momento. Ma proprio mentre mi perdevo nei miei pensieri accadde. Anziché il tranquillo rumore dell'acqua che colpiva il pavimento, un suono inaspettato riempì la doccia: una scoreggia! Ed una grande pisciata proprio impiedi nel piano doccia.
Il vapore che circondava la cabina da doccia sembrava amplificare ogni suono ogni piccolo imprevisto. Continuai a lavarmi, mentre i ricordi di situazioni simili affioravano. In fondo, chi non ha mai avuto un momento del genere?