Flatten the Curve, Fatten My Curves

I, like many people, am doing my part to flatten the curve by staying home.

But while I'm home I've pretty much done nothing but eat!

I might be flattening the curve but MY curves are only getting FATTER!

How big am I going to end up??

How much am I going to expand?

I mean, look how flabby and soft this belly is!

My ass is already wide, how much wider will it get?

I for one can't wait to find out, can you?