When my roommate is away, I will be a fat fucking pig.

My roommate decided to go out for the evening so I decided I would park my big fat ass in front of the fridge and stuff myself.

I sat on the floor, fridge open, and ate to my heart's content. I stuffed my belly full of pasta, chugged Coke (and burped!), and finished it all off with some yummy sweets.

I love being a greedy gluttonous piggy!

I hope my roommate goes out more often...