You keep saying I've gained so much weight since we've started dating but that is totally not true! I mean, ok, I might have put on a couple of pounds but that's normal in a relationship. We go out to eat a lot so maybe I'll just need to start ordering salads, totally not a big deal. To prove I haven't gained all that much weight I'm going to try on the jeans I wore on our first date. They're a size 14 and I'm sure they'll fit just fine! You'll see...