POV- You're my food sub, meaning you always just show up at my house whenever you think I'm hungry. This time you brought me waffle house and I decide I'm going to treat you with farts! I know you love my gas so instead of being mean as I usually am, I decide you deserve to feel special. The food gave me gas anyway, so I casually fart for you over and over while I talk dirty and tell you how to stroke your cock.