You're waiting on your girlfriend to finish her makeup for date night. She's going as fast as she can and when she reaches up to get her clothes off the hook she farts. She's extremely embarrassed but realizes it turned you on and laughs. You decide you want to cum before the date and she doesn't want to have sex, so you ask her to talk dirty and use the toy you bought her in her ass. She farts more and fucks her ass till you cum. Finally she's ready, that's what she gets for always taking so long.