We found a great chill spot with some amazing drinks and my silly ass decided to get a big one. I joyfully drink all of it without thinking of the after affects. I really have to pee so we go to find a restroom. The only one we can find nearby is out of order, what the fuck?! We decide to go back to the hotel so I can piss but we can't seem to find the car. I'm not sure I'm going to make it, I keep leaking in my jeans, making them wet. We finally find the car but it's too late, I need to GO! I drop my pants and piss a long stream right outside the car door, making a big puddle and getting i... Show more