You've been watching us fuck around on our skateboards and we invited you inside to make fun of you because we know why. It's pretty known around town that you have a sneaker fetish, so we make fun of you while we argue about whether converse chuck taylor all stars are better or if vans are better. We go on to convince you to jerk it to our sneaker and cum all over them cuz once you do you have to buy us new ones. Now take us to the shoe store pervert!