I need a break, this walk is long and my feet hurt. You are the one that took us on this long ass walk, so sit down and worship my feet right here on the sidewalk. I know my stinky, sweaty socks drive you crazy, and this is my perfect chance to get back at you! I wiggle them and wave them in your face, all while so many cars drive by and see you down there at my stinky goddess socks! Good thing you always do what I say, otherwise this walk would have been so lame!

I need a break, this walk is long and my feet hurt. You are the one that took us on this long ass walk, so sit down and worship my feet right here on the sidewalk. I know my stinky, sweaty socks drive you crazy, and this is my perfect chance to get back at you! I wiggle them and wave them in your face, all while so many cars drive by and see you down there at my stinky goddess socks! Good thing you always do what I say, otherwise this walk would have been so lame!