I've been sitting up on that shelf watching everything you've been doing, and I'm going to have to tell Santa what a bad boy you've been this year. He'll definitely put you on the naughty list. But maybe, if you do as I tell you, and jerk off as I instruct, I won't tell him, and you'll stay on the nice list for another year.

I've been sitting up on that shelf watching everything you've been doing, and I'm going to have to tell Santa what a bad boy you've been this year. He'll definitely put you on the naughty list. But maybe, if you do as I tell you, and jerk off as I instruct, I won't tell him, and you'll stay on the nice list for another year.