AZofPornography - Week D - Desperation

I've been on hold to the bank for well over half an hour now, and my need to pee is increasing! I don't want to hang up and call back, so I sit there, desperate, until I can't wait any longer. I run to the bathroom with my phone still in hand, but can't get my knickers down in time, and end up just sitting on the toilet and pissing through them