The reason you’ve been brought to my clinic should come as no surprise. Your wife brought you in because you’ve been hurting her with your cheating for years. Now it’s time to stop you from doing it any longer. She brought proof of your cheating and we know how awful you’ve been because of your testicles. The world will be a much better place after I cut them off. The harder you struggle the longer the procedure will last, so you better stop fighting and give in.