There's a very easy way to serve me. It doesn't involve any pain, any humiliation or disgusting tasks, or hard work. It's simple. You open your wallet and send me all you have. Now that I'm retired from real-life sessions, I'm sure you're desperate to still be my slave, and regretting that you could never kiss my feet in person. But don't worry, with just a few fat tributes you too could be on your way to be one of my good slaves!