As I tease you with my soft and wrinkled soles, I list off all the requirements for being my foot slave. From cleaning my shoes, funding my pedicure, & licking up my sweat, there's a lot of work to be done to earn a place at my feet. But the more you stare at these feet, you realize there's nothing you wouldn't do to earn the privilege of worshiping them. Everything is worth it for these feet.