Your roommate is sick and tired of your lazy ass. Month after month you come up short on the rent. No need to worry about looking for a job, because she has an offer for you she won't let you refuse. She's gonna sell your ass on craigslist. You can be her good little whore, making her alll the money you owed her and more. She loves the idea of being your, telling you all about how much dick you're gonna take for her.