There's a lot of other things I'd rather be than you. Honestly. I'm so blessed to be this beautiful, all-natural Latina Goddess. I can't imagine how miserable I would be looking in the mirror every day and seeing some -haired, pink-skinned loser staring back at me. I can't imagine what it would be like waking up to a disgusting pig like you. You could never get a girl like me unless you're waving your wallet around. You will always be cursed by the body you were born in, and because of that you will spend all your life paying women like me to even pay attention to you.