Ew, how can you wake up to that ugly bitch every day? You must be so miserable, especially when you have to sneak away to serve your true Goddess. I know it sucks to have to live with her, but at least you have me and I'm not going anywhere my pet. Every time that old hag is annoying you, just come to me and get on your knees and serve your Goddess. I will always be your escape.