I will be fed today. An entire portion of linguine in tomato sauce to be eaten one noodle at a time. The end will be placed in my mouth and I have to suck it up. All the while I am wearing my favorite white summer dress that you love so much. The one that I wore when we were in vacation in Spain. It will be destroyed. I will never get it clean again. I am being punished for bad table manners, messy eating and making slurping sounds.....I will try to do better. I promise.

I will be fed today. An entire portion of linguine in tomato sauce to be eaten one noodle at a time. The end will be placed in my mouth and I have to suck it up. All the while I am wearing my favorite white summer dress that you love so much. The one that I wore when we were in vacation in Spain. It will be destroyed. I will never get it clean again. I am being punished for bad table manners, messy eating and making slurping sounds.....I will try to do better. I promise.