*knock knock

*Paris opens door

Nyxon- Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?

Paris- No- wait, Dracula?

Nyxon- Yes!

Paris- You're a vampire?

Nyxon- Yes... I have pamphlets!

Paris- Vampires have missionaries?

Nyxon- Where else would new vampires come from?

Paris- I assumed you bit people.

Nyxon- There are many hurtful stereotypes. May I come in?

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