My favorite gift is cash in the mail with a little note attached. I just love going to my po box, getting an envelope, tearing it open, and seeing it stuffed with money! It's safe and it's fun, and I want you to join the others who've already experienced the intimacy of sending me hard-earned bills. I'll talk you through some options to make sure your money ends up in my pretty, little hands. Just keep your eyes on my hourglass curves and shiny silk and by the time I give you my address, you'll be at ease with sending me cash in the mail.

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