My birthday is June 26, making this the perfect time to send me your cash in the mail!

You can pick out a cute birthday card and slip some money inside. Imagine the smile on my face as I pull out your card from my mailbox. The excitement you'll give me as I slide my finger beneath the flap and open the envelope. How happy I'll be when I see the card with a cute critter or funny message. And the pleasure I feel in my body as I take your cash into my hand.

Enclosed are instructions on how to send me cash in the mail.

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