It's so much sexier to pay me than it is to fulfill those boring obligations. It's so much more satisfying when you spend a big load of money on me than it is to pay for things benefit others. It's so thrilling when you give me your mortgage money! That's right! I want your mortgage. And it's going to wreck your home. Imagine having to explain to your family where your money went. Why you can't pay the mortgage on time, why you have to dip into savings to pay that house bill. Oh, yes. This is real home wrecking.

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