When you spend all of your free time and money on something you enjoy, that's called a hobby!

It's true. Your hobby is jerking off. From the moment you wake up to the time you nod off, nothing fulfills you like stroking your swollen cock. You feel such pleasure when you peruse sexy clips to purchase. Your heart beats with anticipation as you open your vast porn library to make a selection. You get so hard when you begin to squeeze and tease your boner at the direction of a hot woman.

And you work diligently to accumulate funds to pay for this pastime. <... Show more