WTF? U look nothing like ur pics.Were they from 20 yrs ago? How dare u around w/ my time. I mean, look at u. ur fat & ur so bald! I can even see my reflection on ur head [put on lipstick using his head as a mirror]

Well, remember how I said I had magic powers? I wasn't kidding.I can transform u w/ a kiss & u will be young, cuter, have lots of hair &wont b fat. How does that sound?

OK, stare into my eyes [dramatically] No longer will u be a fat, bald flunky, Im shrinking u down into my little pet.... [kiss him] [looking down at him now- still eye contact].[point & laugh].I ... Show more