you're probably wondering why Im laughing .I am laughing because it is so painfully obvious that your husband is obsessed with Me. Sure he's still married to you but his bank account, dick and brain all belong to Me. See the pretty jewelry Im wearing, just some of thing things he bought Me and he even skipped out on the last few holidays with you just to spoil Me. I bet your ring doesn't even have a diamond on it. lol How pathetic . you may be his wife, but I own him.