Aww did your wife or girlfriend break up with you because of your addiction to My perfect ass ? GOOD!!!! lol stupid bitch just got in the way of you enjoying and serving My perfect ass the best you could anyways. Now that she's exited the situation W/we can get back to you serving My perfect peach the way you should. No more bitching or lying is needed. Don't even think about getting another girlfriend either, you know it'll just end up being an unnecessary distraction.