I know you think I have a perfect ass, I do. This perfect ass is meant for real men tho. I'll make you a deal. I'll allow you to worship My disgusting filthy feet while you look up My dress and admire My perfection, but no touching Me above My feet.
That's right loser, get used to tasting My dirty feet and sucking the filth off My toes while you look at something you'll never have access to.
Rub the filth on your face while staring at My perfect ass like the dirty loser you are