It's pretty fucked up that in this stressful time your ungrateful non income earning wife is still expecting you to fund everything and make her life comfortable. I am living the Goddess life still of course so I'll make you a great offer. I'll let you trade your wife in for some essentials to get you through this rough time. I'll make her My official shoe licking slut and you'll get a few rolls of tp out of the deal, what do you say ?