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My ass isn’t an addiction. My ass is your new religion. Worshipping my ass is a lifestyle fueled by your desire to goon, serve and most importantly give yourself a purpose. What started as an addiction has easily turned into what defines every move you make, following every commandment and restructuring your life to serve my perfection. This is who you are. A loyal, devoted servant to my ass. Welcome Back to Assology, your new religion awaits.