I know you don’t care if she knows. Honestly, neither do I. I know that I’m much hotter than she’d ever be. I damn well know she probably figured that the reason her husband no longer loves her is because of me. So go on. Tell her about me. Tell her about every single thing I do to you. Tell her about our late stroke sessions and early morning sends.

Ruin your relationship. Tell her.

I know you don’t care if she knows. Honestly, neither do I. I know that I’m much hotter than she’d ever be. I damn well know she probably figured that the reason her husband no longer loves her is because of me. So go on. Tell her about me. Tell her about every single thing I do to you. Tell her about our late stroke sessions and early morning sends.

Ruin your relationship. Tell her.