After I’ve earned My millions from helping pathetic addicts worldwide, I’ll eventually retire. Many of you may be familiar with the FIRE (financial independence retire early) movement. As a Superior Counselor, I don’t plan to just FIRE, I plan to FAT FIRE.

FAT FIRE involves a retirement of decadence and luxury; enjoying meals cooked in the finest restaurants, travelling, shopping and a life of abundance. YOU on the other hand will NEVER get to retire as you spent ALL your idiot cash on findom. Sucks to be you loser. Better get a side hustle because I’ll be expecting you to fund My ...

After I’ve earned My millions from helping pathetic addicts worldwide, I’ll eventually retire. Many of you may be familiar with the FIRE (financial independence retire early) movement. As a Superior Counselor, I don’t plan to just FIRE, I plan to FAT FIRE.

FAT FIRE involves a retirement of decadence and luxury; enjoying meals cooked in the finest restaurants, travelling, shopping and a life of abundance. YOU on the other hand will NEVER get to retire as you spent ALL your idiot cash on findom. Sucks to be you loser. Better get a side hustle because I’ll be expecting you to fund My retirement.