Shiny. Luxurious. Healthy. There are not enough adjectives in the English language to describe how amazing My hair is. This is hair that belongs in a shampoo commercial!

This is the superior, high-maintenance, luscious mane of a Goddess. Admire how the light hits My perfect tresses. Worship every strand. You’re already so pathetic and addicted to every part of Me; legs, feet and voice. Go ahead, develop a new addiction. Become My hair slave. Worship My decadent mane.

Shiny. Luxurious. Healthy. There are not enough adjectives in the English language to describe how amazing My hair is. This is hair that belongs in a shampoo commercial!

This is the superior, high-maintenance, luscious mane of a Goddess. Admire how the light hits My perfect tresses. Worship every strand. You’re already so pathetic and addicted to every part of Me; legs, feet and voice. Go ahead, develop a new addiction. Become My hair slave. Worship My decadent mane.