You're my pet, and I've decided to play with you in the yard. In fact we're going to have special days like this, just the 2 of us. I don't want you to feel left out when I start dating again and all you need is just a crumb of my attention and...my shoes. You are just a dumb, mindless pet after all, I bet you won't even be able to fully understand the directions I give you on how to clean and smell my platform crocs. All you can see is the shoe, in your face, your Goddess' shoe, your Step-Mother's shoe. What a delight for a pet! You have my permission and instruction to properly play with ... Show more