You imagine being able to date someone like me. But you can't imagine how devious my imagination can be or the sadistic things I will make you do for my pleasure and entertainment. Enjoy this truly authentic FLR experience as I explain how our first date will go. Once you pass my vigorous interview, I will give you an opportunity to impress me with your choice of dress although undoubtedly you will disappoint me. You'll get a final chance to make a good impression when I decide to take the teapot in the bathroom. When I return I will give you step-by-step instructions on how to enjoy what I... Show more