Tammy and I are in our inflatable pool with huge bottles of baby oil, wearing tiny bikinis and getting ready to go to the beach. I make a dumb comment, telling Tammy that maybe she is too big and fat to lay out at the beach in that little bikini and she definitely doesn't like hearing that. So, she squirts more oil on me and then pull off my bathing suit bottoms, saying I'm the one who is too SKINNY to go to the beach! She says she is going whether I like it or not and she is going to eat some tacos on the way--it's Spring Break after all! We start to shoot oil at each other and wrestle. We bo...

Tammy and I are in our inflatable pool with huge bottles of baby oil, wearing tiny bikinis and getting ready to go to the beach. I make a dumb comment, telling Tammy that maybe she is too big and fat to lay out at the beach in that little bikini and she definitely doesn't like hearing that. So, she squirts more oil on me and then pull off my bathing suit bottoms, saying I'm the one who is too SKINNY to go to the beach! She says she is going whether I like it or not and she is going to eat some tacos on the way--it's Spring Break after all! We start to shoot oil at each other and wrestle. We both quickly get covered in oil and completely naked! The wrestling gets more and more intense with Tammy crushing me and sliding all over me. She really flattens me like a pancake against the HARD floor and we both become exhausted. We realize that both our bodies are fun to oil wrestle in, and Tammy gives me one more bone-crushing squash to teach me a lesson and to feel "satisfied." We are tired, oily, panting, and still best friends. "I think we should BOTH go to the beach now that we're all oiled up," I say. Tammy replies, "yes! But first, let's get a margarita!"